Women and Computers

From our ever-interesting office conversations:

*Word is your woman. You don't understand her, she doesn't do what you want, but you know how to make it work.

*LaTeX is like an S&M relationship: it's painful, but if you're with her, that must be what you want.

*WordPerfect is the girl you let get away: you have fond memories of her that you don't want to let go, and everyone once in a while you start to realize that she wasn't as perfect as she seemed, but you don't care.

*Notepad is just a quick fling--all physical, no style.

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And now, I'm going to go wash my head out.