Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Great Lines from Office Newsletters

In announcing the reorganization of the providers of counseling services, the letter goes on to say that "We know that changes can bring on stress...We are extending our hours..."

Talk about self-referrals...

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Scary Phrases

From mom: "No, we like Gwen. It's you we'll make fun of."

Later, that evening, on the phone with Gwen: "Why do you think we'd ever gang up on you?"


On the bright side, if they gang up on me, at least they'll be bonding...

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Lend a Hand


Texas has started a (poorly publicized) organ donor registry. Go there, sign up, and save a life.

Sunday, November 12, 2006

The Newest Fantasy Sport


People gain points based which soap opera cliches their chosen cast members participate in.

This has led me to believe that there is a 1-1 mapping between fantasy sports games and drinking games.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

I want a spin-off!

Am I the only person who thinks that the cop on the last couple of episodes of House should get his own show?