Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Why Women Should Want Graduate Students

1. In the face of countless irrational requests from our advisors, we have the "smile and nod" reflex down pat.

2. Studies have shown that romance is best cultivated by the giving of intangible, experience-based gifts. Grad students can't afford jewelry, so all we can give you is intangible.

3. If you don't know where they are, it's a safe bet that they are in the lab.


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