Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Ways to Waste Time Whilst Thesis Writing

1. Get fed up with "Clippy" the office assistant and replace him with a dog. I recommend this--the dog is much less dumb. If only they had a rat...

2. Search Microsoft's website for office assistants of the rodent persuasion.

3. Blog about it.


Anonymous Tim said...

I prefer to forcibly delete anything having to do with any of the office assistants in MS stuff.

I am much less likely to break my computer when I don't have some idiotic program popping up andinterrupting my typing to ask me crap like: "It looks like you're composing a list. Would you like me to help you?"

No, I wouldn't you second-rate piece of add-on code. Now, go away. Forever. I've got real work to do.

I hate computers.

8:42 AM  
Blogger Dustin said...

Sadly, this was on a Citrix server and thus outside of my jurisdiction. I can't kill, merely maim.

1:03 PM  

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