Canadian Terrorists

So apparently our neighbors to the north have their own terrorists now.

Not much is known about them, however they refer to themselves as "Al-Berta", which is Arabic for "The Moose". They are ultimately more doomed than other terrorist groups, because they don't seem to grasp what terrorism is all about.

You see, being from Canada, they are too polite. They ask the security officers "May I carry this weapon of mass destruction on the plane?".

This is not as bad as the fact that they consider weapons of mass destruction to be DVD box sets of American TV shows.