The Title Explained

A friend of mine once told me "Dustin, things happen to you that just don't happen to other people."

I am a bit of a magnet for things unusual and unorthodox. I hesitate to ever go see Old Faithful because I fear that I will cause it to cease functioning. I once was once given potted plants by four people in one day. They didn't collaborate.

This trend led me to once comment to a friend that I supposed that karma could only be described in terms of complex numbers. In additional to the familiar "morality" component, there is also an imaginary "weirdness" component. Apparantly, at some point in my life I committed a horrific sin of normalcy and I must spend the rest of my life repaying the balance.